What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino
"Nigga, what’s class?"
lmao forreal tho
I DIDN’T TAG U BECAUSE I THOUGHT U WERE ALWAYS AWAY IM SO SORRY
No worries papotato! I usually am anyway now that it’s my senior year (´; ω ;`)
That’s a random sampling of strangers on Twitter who can be found by searching the phrase “stop taking nude pictures.”
And that’s, oh man, Ricky Gervais? Dammit.
Some people use this refrain to sit in holier-than-thou judgment (“Serves you right. No one will ever see pictures of MY butt on the Internet, because I’m so careful and smart and restrained that I’ve never even BEEN naked.”). Still, some other people use it to justify the fact that they looked at the stolen pictures in the first place. It’s a sneaky way to distance yourself from the problem: “I’m not the kind of perverted guy who would peek into a woman’s window while she was showering or spy on women going to the bathroom, but if you are stupid and trampy enough to have ever taken a naked picture in your life, sure I’ll look at it. But, ugh, do you have any with, like, better lighting?”
When you use this argument, here is what you’re really saying: Person A owned a thing. Person B stole it. Let’s all blame person A for having the audacity to own a thing in the first place.
Burger King Japan’s limited-time Kuro Diamond and Kuro Pearl burgers. Yes, that is black cheese. It’s dyed using squid ink.
yo can I drop some advice all you kids trying to get entry level jobs need to learn? I learned it the hard way and now I shall impart that to you.
when you see this shit, that goes “you need like 10 years experience and all this other qualifications nobody with all that would ever apply for a job like this with”, that means one thing: they are weeding out people who don’t believe they can achieve that level. They go “sigh, I can’t even compete, fuck it.” and don’t apply, saving the company the trouble.
What you, as a fresh new student, need to do- is apply anyway with a Luffy-like optimism that you will get that fucking job!! You don’t have a million years experience BUT YOU’LL TRY AND NEVER GIVE UP ETC. You write an opener letter with that in it, submit your shit, and get that goddamn job because they just found somebody who’s willing to give it a try anyway, who has the confidence and the ability to play with the big boys and they will train you to become a master because fresh meat is vital to the industry.
tldr: APPLY ANYWAY, YOUNG GRASSHOPPER
i really wish i’d read this three months ago
to those who are still looking for their first job: it wouldn’t hurt to try. the worst thing that can happen is that you get a “no”
So, really interesting statistic that just came up in hiring diversity training at work: women will typically only apply to a position if they feel they meet 100% of the requirements. Men will typically apply if they feel they meet just 60%.
And guess what? They still get hired, because a lot of job descriptions are total garbage. These aren’t crafted masterpieces handed down from the divine goddess of Human Resources. These are things that were thrown together at the last minute 3 years ago by some manager with too many more important things to do, and they’ve been used untouched ever since.
Think about this, and think about those numbers, ladies. Think long and hard about this statistic next time you are looking at a job description and telling yourself that you can’t cut it. You probably can, and applying is free.
(P.S.: I’m happy to give resume advice to people - especially new college grads in the tech industry. That’s the field I know and do interviews in; I’m not sure if my advice would be as applicable elsewhere.)
I WAS NOT EXPECTING TINA OMG
I’m a smart, strong, sensual woman.
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no one but my lonely self because im procrastinating on homework
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i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser